if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that
do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad
Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.
reblogging mainly for the responses. hahaha
Laughing out loud, for real.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones /2x04
I didn’t… I didn’t set her straight. [x]
NEW MOCKINGJAY CHARACTER POSTERS.